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Protein Tea: A Paleo-Friendly Blend

8.95 In Stock

It's a bit hard to describe the taste of this unique tea — but words we turn to include "earthy", "ethereal", "squiggly," and "squirmy." It's definitely not for the squeamish!


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    A pretty sachet of North America's most edible insects, flash freeze-dried for flavor, including small crickets and grasshoppers, locusts, caterpillars and their resulting moths or butterflies, termites, various beetles, and mealworms. You'll get the most bang for your buck with this Protein Tea if you steep the sachet to plump up the bugs, enjoy the tea and then tear open the sachet for a little post-tea snack! April Fools, tea lovers! We're not sure we'd ever drink a tea that's referred to as "squirmy." But you followed our joke this far, so you get 20 percent off tea today, by using code ProteinTea16 at checkout. Cheers!

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The thought of drinking bug-tea is hard to get past, but if you just close your eyes, or squint them a bit, the taste is amazing and the benefits of going 100% paleo is worth it.
(Posted on 3/24/16)
I am thrilled to have found this amazing blend of the world’s best source of protein. I wish you weren’t already out of stock, but I understand. This is really good tea!
(Posted on 3/24/16)

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